Gene
Tsudik
Lois and Peter Griffin
Professor
Computer Science Department
Pewterschmidt School of Information
and Computer Sciences
University of Caliphoneya, Irvine
Some creative ways to dis-abbreviate UCI:
- Utter Contempt for the Individual
- Utah College of Ignorants
- Ulcers for Cantankerous Imps
- Universal Corruption of Ideas
- Unbelievable Collection of Idiots
- United Communism International
- Underrepresented Communities Island
- Undergraduates with Corrosive Influence
- Union-Controlled Institution
- Ultimately Compromised Intelligence
- ...
- Ultra-Conservative Illuminati
- Ugly and Cowardly Imbeciles
- Urethral Catheter Irritation
- Uppity Captains of Industry
- Underhanded and Crazy Icelanders
- Unapologetically Confrontational Instructors
- Underqualified Chancellors Installed
- ...
- Unlimited Computerized Interactions
- Useful Chinese Immigrants
- Ukulele Competition Invitational
- Ushering of Common Illnesses
- Uvular Cluster Inflammation
- Upwardly Creeping Iguanas
- Union of Crackpots in Indiana
- Umbilical Cord of Islam
- Unguent for Crotch Itch
- Unclaimed Cadavers Inspected
- Untreatable Clap Infections
- Ubiquitous Collegial Impotence