Gene Tsudik

The Simpson Family Professor 
Computer Science Department
Mr.Burns School of Information and Computer Sciences

University of California, Irvine
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Some creative ways to dis-abbreviate UCI:

• Utter Contempt for the Individual
• Utah College of Ignorants
• Ulcers for Cantankerous Imps
• Universal Corruption of Ideas
• Unbelievable Collection of Idiots
• United Communism International
• Underrepresented Communities Island
• Undergraduates with Corrosive Influence
• Union-Controlled Institution
• Ultimately Compromised Intelligence
• ...
• Ultra-Conservative Illuminati
• Ugly and Cowardly Imbeciles
• Urethral Catheter Irritation
• Uppity Captains of Industry
• Underhanded and Crazy Icelanders
• Unapologetically Confrontational Instructors
• Underqualified Chancellors Installed
• ...
• Unlimited Computerized Interactions
• Useful Chinese Immigrants
• Ukulele Competition Invitational
• Ushering of Common Illnesses
• Uvular Cluster Inflammation
• Upwardly Creeping Iguanas
• Union of Crackpots in Indiana
• Umbilical Cord of Islam
• Unguent for Crotch Itch
• Unclaimed Cadavers Inspected
• Untreatable Clap Infections
• Ubiquitous Collegial Impotence