Gene
Tsudik
The Simpson
Family
Professor
Computer Science Department
Mr.Burns School of Information
and Computer Sciences
University of California, Irvine
.
Some words I invented, but (sadly) never trademarked:
- Donorrhea (noun)
:the state of uncontrolled donation to political, religious or other purposes.
- Mediot (noun)
:a person who uses multi-media tools in a presentation (or publication) to obscure
lack of substance/content.
- Glopeteria (noun)
:a food-serving establishment offering a rich assortment of (usually overpriced)
glop, e.g., certain eateries at UCI.
- Homocitational (adj)
:refers to the behavior of a person who chronically cites him/her-self
(a common academic disease).
- Cryptonecrophilia (noun)
:an act of repeatedly finding "holes" or "bugs" in a long-dead (broken)
cryptosystem, scheme or protocol.
- Cryptolibel (noun)
:an act of besmirching the reputation of a cryptosystem, scheme or protocol by
any combination of: (1) empty claims, (2) broken attacks, (3) attacks on properties
never claimed by the "victim".