Gene Tsudik

The Simpson Family Professor 
Computer Science Department
Mr.Burns School of Information and Computer Sciences

University of California, Irvine
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Some words I invented, but (sadly) never trademarked:

• Donorrhea (noun)
  :the state of uncontrolled donation to political, religious or other purposes.
• Mediot (noun)
  :a person who uses multi-media tools in a presentation (or publication) to obscure lack of substance/content.
• Glopeteria (noun)
  :a food-serving establishment offering a rich assortment of (usually overpriced) glop, e.g., certain eateries at UCI.
• Homocitational (adj)
  :refers to the behavior of a person who chronically cites him/her-self (a common academic disease).
• Cryptonecrophilia (noun)
  :an act of repeatedly finding "holes" or "bugs" in a long-dead (broken) cryptosystem, scheme or protocol.
• Cryptolibel (noun)
  :an act of besmirching the reputation of a cryptosystem, scheme or protocol by any combination of: (1) empty claims, (2) broken attacks, (3) attacks on properties never claimed by the "victim".