World Bejesus Leader Profile: Bob Peterson


Name: Bob Peterson
Birthdate: August 26th
Occupation: Welder
Enemies: None Known
Methods of Bejesus Collection: Unknown
Top Jesi: 0.46
Current Jesi: 0.46
While most other candidates for bejesus have a very
clear agenda and strategy for attaining bejesus, Bob Peterson remains a mystery. A
welder from Arkansas, he does not appear to have any particularly potent methods for
attaining bejesus, and yet the man has hovered in the top five Jesi list for nearly a
year. The fact that the man is a devout Christian with a simple, traditional family life
only complicates things. What dark secret does he hold? Why does the man want to be Jesus,
or does he even want to. He currently holds the record for the highest bejesus rating
without declaring Intent to Be Jesus, the traditional establishment of one's self as a
Jesus contender.
Perhaps he hopes to avoid the politics and debejesusing bounties that
have hampered Don King's efforts. In any case, the attention surrounding him is only
growing, and people get nervous about a man they don't know anything about becoming Jesus.
His secrecy about his motives may make him more enemies than he thought possible, and nobody
has yet shown themselves to be 'on' his side.
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