Name: Don King
  Birthdate: December 6th
  Occupation: Heavyweight Boxing Promoter, Felon
  Enemies: Chirstian Church, US Government, Hallmark, Everyone
  Methods of Bejesus Collection: Confusion, Scaring, Indirect   (Boxers)
  Top Jesi: 0.76
  Current Jesi: 0.76

  Don King first got the attention of Bejesus Quarterly and the world back in the 1970's, when this publication was a mere quarterly newsletter with a circulation of just over 150. After attaining 0.1 Jesi, thanks in part to his famed Ali v. Forman "Rumble in the Jungle" bout, King was featured on the cover of our Spring 1975 issue. This fight marked the begining of the King's blitzkrieg of bejesus harvesting that has since made him a "number one contender" unlike any he has ever promoted.
  King's incredible strategy is the most effective the world has ever seen; a massive three-pronged attack on the title of Jesus. The King who would be king's strategy for collection is best summed up in this excerpt from a report from our Fall '89 issue by reporter Alex Baker.

You see, Don King is doing it all. Rather than actually boxing he just hangs out with the boxers. When his man is fighting he hangs out by the ring and just soaks up all the flying bejesus. Its not that much per fight, but this guy's been involved in a lot of fights. If his fighter fought well, he might still have some bejesus in him and Donny gets to sweep in and talk to the guy, easily confusing the remaining bejesus out of him. Which brings me to Kingy's next strength; when he talks he confuses the bejesus out of everybody. Have you listened to the guy? Why do you think he makes up all those words? For fun? No, I'm afraid its something a bit more sinister, its all a plot to confuse the people at the press conferences. This is especially effective because these are often the same newscasters who confused the bejesus out of the boxers after the fight. And what about the hair? The guy's got the single scariest frickin' hairdo in the country, a little convenient don't you think? It is the opinion of this reporter that the promoter's recent rise in bejesus cannot be a coincidence. Despite his frequent denial of any Jesus aspirations, the man has set himself up as one of the most formidable bejesus gathering machines we have ever seen.