Rayan M. Ashish

B. 2008; Pasadena

Interests

Seminal (and early) Interests: Strong focus on maximal entropy sleep-and-waking patterns, high frequency bottle feeding, crib navigation algorithms.

More recent: Chasing neighborhood cats, watering lawns (and self), pleading for cookies

Publications

[1] Gurgle ++: A new language treating gurgles, burps, and incomprehensible utterances as first class data types.

1rst ACM SIG Baby Languages, DisneyLand, 2008

[2] Diaper coloration algorithms: Heuristics for maximal coverage of diaper surface area.

3rd Symposium on Diaper Algorithms, Pasadena ToysRUS, 2008.

[3] Everything let go from the High Chair ends up on the Ground ! 2009

Currently under review, given striking similarity in content with some sections in

Philosophiae Naturalis Principia Mathematica by a certain I. Newton, 1687

Research Grants

Gratefully acknowledge support of Huggies, Pampers, and Dr. Brown. Inc.