Someday Corwin will be able to play with the kittens.
"Um, do you not notice that my mouth is _empty_? Am I the ony one that has a problem with that?"
Megan rides into the Legoland safari disguised as a giraffe.
Corwin on high.
Keeping this kid entertained for almost an hour in line for a ride wasn't easy.
Joshua and his invisible LEGO friend race to the top of this interactive ride.
...more gratuitous cat pictures...
"Would you mind turning the keyboard around?"
Corwin exploring the possibilities of a career in dentistry.
"Are _you_ accusing _me_ of over_acting_??"
So once Corwin started crawling, first we removed everything from the _bottom_ shelf...
Corwin practices his sales pitch. "Have I got a deal for _you_..."
For months, Corwin's secret identity as a were-da-milk went undiscovered, but he was finally caught by this unlikely duo.
Early experiments with Cheerioids.
Still cute.
A sea of green.
I hadn't the heart to tell him that he couldn't get a trucker sunburn on his left arm by driving this rig inside Albertson's.
Posing with Mommy.
"Oh no, he's escaping!"
"Wait... I'm getting an image... I see... I see... a... thingy. Dang it! I've got to learn more words!"
Hats and sunglasses now stay on him for about ten seconds at a time.
Corwin implements his Google (bottle) retrieval algorithm.
"I _said_, I don't like the hat!"
Hypnotised by the iTunes Visualizer.
Atomic Boy uses his radioactive socks to color objects in his vicinity bright rainbow colors.
"Oh no..."
"...he's attacking!"
"Let me out of here! What? You mean I'm on the outside? Let me in!"
It came at us from below...
Corwin is highly motivated to learn how to stand.
Sorry, Kira, it's only a matter of time.
Out for a jaunt.
A small alien we found along the way.
Corwin fights dirty: he goes straight for the nose.